Tuesday, November 24, 2009

NEW SUN

Hey yo! told you i'd blog;)
Last night, I watched Twilight on HBO for like the 3rd time! Hmm but overall is was Okay, nothing great, it didn't make my jump on feet or make me tear. What I didnt like about it was why must the setting have to be all dark and gloomy?? its wayyy too emoish for me. i'm a happy person:)

1# Random fact about Melmel:

'I tend to get emotional at times when I watch sad/happy/scary shows. Confession! I cried in 'Kungfu Panda' hehe embarrassed* yesyes i know but master shifu was about to die! I couldnt help it:P'

OKAY back to the topic. As all of you should know, New Moon is coming out soon in like 2 days ( BE PATIENT PEOPLE) like seriously freaking control yourselves! I dont see what's all the fuss about it though, its just an ordinary vampire movie. I know some people are going to hate me for saying this but.. oh well. And i wonder why they called it New Moon and why not New Sun? According to my brilliant cousin, she said it is because wolfs come out in the NIGHT and Jacob is like the new IT character kegeditgedit?. And I think the main reason why girls go GOGOGAGA over the movie is because;

a) VAMPIRE Edward is super hot, he's "the perfect boyfriend" blah etc. According to like EVERYONE.
(I don't think he's hot though, he looks weird. YES hate me)
b) WOLF Jacob is also so freaking hot, sexy, buff etc.
(I cant fight about this one because I TOTALLY AGREE)

I WANNA BE IN THE MOVIE! I get to be all emo hehe. The show needs me anyway, to spice things up! I'll be like the black hair bimbotic girl with the blardy squeaky voice. I've been practicing with my bimbo partners, DANI/VIC/JEAN/KIMBALLY? lately!

"like OOMYGODDT, youre toetally dumpin' mei?"
"Like OMMGEE are you callin' mei fake?"

I'm goood:D

I NEED A BIMBO NAME! *Believe it or not, I goggled it and took

What's your bimbo cheerleader name??

yes I did:D

The ones that had been suggested;

Candy? (sounds sweet) Crystal? (sound crystally) Monique? (sounds slutty) KIMBARLEY?? (sounds retarded like its owner)!!


QUIZ ANSWER!

Sally

You're sweet and bubbly and act innocent all the time. You're also airheady, and almost childish. Guys seem to eat this up and half the school has a crush on you. FYI, buy a shirt a size bigger, honey, cause that one can't hold it in anymore. Stop sucking in you tummy!!!!

it would do:D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

WARNING- Below are harmful graphics that may cause overdose of EYESORES to its reader XD

see me? see me?
free as always:D
WELCOME BIMBO SALLY!

This blogger thingi is superrr laggy! Thats all for now:)

Adiós amigos
hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos denuevo
-till next time we meet again


commentcommentcomment!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

MELISSA'S BODY

HEYPEEPS! finally -________- You may think this blog sudah mati loh, but its not! I'm planing to keep it alive for a few days (yes peoples yes, that long) and after that, i leave it to rot for exactly 365 1/4 days till it turns to pickle like the ones in my cheese burger! Well what can i say, i'm berdedikasi la :D
SUCKCESS
*insert borat accent*
wakakakaka

ATTENTION PEOPLE! eh shadup la
I've an announcement to make, its freakingly important i realise I'M AS HOT AS MEGAN FOX *coughcough Hell yes i am. There has been so much buzz about the movie JENNIFER'S BODY, i think its pretty crappy tho *gasp* NO OFFENCE guys;) but i have to admit, she is HOT . And I'm sure every guy in this polluted planet would die to watch it right:D i mean come on, boobs, bodies, sex, and girl fights, who could ask for more? probably aris wouldXD I Shall BERTANDING with her AHAH

WARNING- Below are harmful graphics that may cause overdose of hotness to its reader XD

TAAADAAAAAAA, i'm super proud of myself right now!


"SHE'S ASIAN AND NOT JUST HIGH SCHOOL ASIAN"


AHAHAHAHAHA
i spent AGES doing both of these blardy pictures!
Yes i'm that free -__-
I'm super yellow and orange, well i AM chinese :D:D

Kinda lazy to elaborate after spending all my time just doing 2 pictures, Very hard work okay! Hehe, i'm happy for a certain reason. Maybe cause i look so damn good in those pictures HHA lala!

Adiós amigos
hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos denuevo
-till next time we meet again




Saturday, October 3, 2009

greetings ?

i think this blog can oficially be announced ,
dead .

LOL melissa why did you even make this ?

Friday, June 19, 2009

(: UPDATEEE .

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Melinormica

OhmyhollyGOSH not god ah people.

I havent really been feeding my blog with post lately so its practically dying at this state hehe. Anyways exams were killing me and now finally the torture, agony, persecution is over. And i think i'm becoming abit violent like "Chan kar Yee"  these days seriously, so i need to mellow down abit. i need to start meditating ammmm amitofoamitofo.

bassically, my holidays were pretty boring nothing to do mah! SINCE now that our beloved Smkdu is a cluster school..
'cluster school my arse man!'
they decided to fill up our boredom with tons of homework..
but i did it anyway zz

Actually i've watch some pretty awesome movies like 
MONSTER vs ALIENS 
really hahas movie man


3D man! their so-called-cool glasses seriously killed me like seriously.

here are a few pictures i found over the internet of THEM kicking some serious alien butt!
 No.1#



No.2
my personal favourite..


awww she is so cute, she looks lost tho 
trying to look for people for directions i see;D
its a caterpillar by the way.

No.3#

i love this guy man BOB
the total comedian in the movie!

reviews, alien wants to destroy earth, nothing can stop them, goverment sents monsters, monsters save earth. Done! that wasnt so bad was it? 

Gosh i love their names 

1. Susan Murphy aka 'Ginormica'  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2. B.O.B aka gelatinous blob
3.Dr.Cockroach Ph.D
4.The Missing Link  half man half fish?
5. Insectosaurus
6. Gallaxhar aka the bad guy

-Famous lines that will never be forgotten-

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Might we ask for your name, madam? 
Susan Murphy: Susan. 
B.O.B.: No, we mean like your monster name. You know, what do people scream when they see you coming? Like "Look out! Here comes...?" 
Susan Murphy: Susan. 
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Really? 
B.O.B.: [spookily] SUUUUSSAAANN! Ooh, I just scared myself! That is scary! 


&

The Missing Link: [about Susan] She's speechless! 
B.O.B.: She? 
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Yes. We are in the prescence of the rare female monster. 
B.O.B.: No way! It's a boy; look at his boobies! 
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk. 


&

Susan Murphy: I can't fight that thing! I never... I can't even... 
Susan Murphy: I'm hyperventilating... Does anybody have a giant paper bag? 


&
 
B.O.B.: Derek, You're a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's limegreen, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her and she is everything i deserve in life! I'm happy now Derek, without you. It's over! 
[Derek is susan's boyfriend]
&
Gallaxhar: Strange, isn't it? Waking up in a strange place, wearing strange clothes, being held captive by a strange being on a strange hovering? Strange, eh? 
Susan Murphy: Hardly - it's not the first time. 
Gallaxhar: [pause, deflated] Wow, you really get around. 


hahahaha

so that was all, everyone should watch is seriously! i know its a no-use movie but there is no harm watching right?.

Adiós amigos
hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos denuevo
-till next time we meet again

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

hey fellow readers !
i'm blogging on the behalf of mels , and also to save this blog from dying

SOOO .

i love this pic hehe .

.. I HAVE NOTHING TO BLOG ABOUT .

well , this pic is better than nothing :D

hmm .

OOH SHE GOT NEW GLASSES . AND THEY'RE COOL .

Friday, April 17, 2009

Koko

birthdays babies; no. 1 (so far that i have updated about)

Cassandra Sexy Tan 
aka, c-ass/CT/loud/Poh  lian/Cass to the dra and the an
"sexxay is her middle name"
guys..can you agree more? hell yess you can!

amah voice
14 alredi ahh so old now la me dearr wite hair, winkly skin, baggly armses  HAHA here she is..

"selamat hari jadi "

we had fun didn't we :D

I had to pretend to go to the bathroom for a long time and bring Cass along with me, just so Kuan Yen could bring down the cupcakes without Cass seeing her XD. I bet you liked the cupcakes didn't cha? tasted like the-sweet bomb. I love the part where we had icing all over your face. i bet ahhemm would want to lick it off you HAHAHAHA 

Adiós amigos
hasta la próxima vez que nos reunamos de nuevo
-till next time we meet again-


CASS - C = ASS
"i love maths"